Learn to speak foreign languages

Why

What for

I have spent some time surfing (so much easier to purposelessly and click-gently do it on bits than wrapped on neoprene on top of a hawaii wave, call me sporty) now, and I have come up with no few examples of languages that you can learn online at no cost, and with friendly interfaces and good prospects, many made beyond profit-driven aggregatory efforts, thriving the uniqueness of a smart Scandinavian or a Finn keen on offering a taste of salty lickorice:

With time (not little) I am willing to convey a list of resources and useful links and initiatives to learn languages that at some point or other could be of anyone's interest:
In the meantime, this is the base we had
Danish


Finnish


www.omniglot.com

Dogshitland

There is something about Belgium and dogs, of this there is no doubt.

You as a dog are much better off than many of this kingdom's regular two-legged citizens...

They are allowed and respected everywhere, pretty much unlike the large crowds of darkie allochtonous and not-so-well-off (drunkards, for the most part) locals...

Here is what we are going to do: Some friends and unknown but admired inspirers are going to dip a Belgian flag on every dogshit we may bump into or be bound to step on to, who knows...

And of course, we intend to doggument...

And Shittice for all!